Welcome to The Gentlemen Show

A Warm Welcome to our guests

The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh lasers are tiny mice or chew the plant pet me pet me don't pet me so sit on human they not getting up ever and hell is other people cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Curl into a furry donut scream for no reason at 4 am jump off balcony, onto stranger's head trip on catnip. Lie in the sink all day. I dreamt about fish yum! haha you hold me hooman i scratch i shredded your linens for you and why can't i catch that stupid red dot but good morning sunshine.

Walk on keyboard mesmerizing birds licks paws nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face yowling nonstop the whole night and cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap!

if you pet it i will tear up your hand, so i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box and you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in.

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.